January 2012
When You're Playing Tag
Then you see the person that’s it chasing your friend
December 2011
2 tags
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Random attractive person: Do you like The Hunger Games?
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cemated?
Watch-420:
im so confused
so that’s were that baby gif came from.. LOL
That awkward moment when someone is getting...
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of... →
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“
Patient:
School Picture:
As I see me:
As my friends see me
As my mother sees me:
When your friend gets insulted, and the best you...
whoremoooans:
Since steroids are illegal for athletes, photoshop...
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
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Of course I get jealous.
supjerbear:
Seeing you giving other people attention, it kills me. Even though I know it’s selfish to keep you for myself, the last thing I want to do is share you. I want you to be mine and mine only.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
When someone says, "Does anyone want to eat the...
Me:
Boys on Tumblr: Dear Future Girlfriend, I'd treat you so good. I would buy you all the food you can eat and give you piggy back rides all over the place.
Boys at my school: I wanna eat that hoe's pussy and fuck her so good. Then I wanna smack her ass and ride her all day.
Boys on Tumblr: I think she's gorgeous.
Boys at my school: Damn bitch, you uglier than a muh'fucker.
